Words to Describe turds

How turds often is described ("________ turds")

• golden
• petrified
• big
• hot
• white
• calcified
• fat
• many
• hard
• square
• old
• cold
• explosive
• small
• dog
• rat
• fresh
• huge
• few
• little
• black
• yellow
• ropey
• own
• dry
• brown
• youthful
• giant
• green
• fried
• stiff
• frozen
• dried
• tiny
• sized
• rabbit
• plastic
• round
• large
• wet
• human
• soft
• enormous